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Madoka Magica: Shinbo's revenge!For those who don't know: Akiyuki Shinbo is the director of Madoka magica and Gen Urobuchi is the writer.
Shinbo: *looks at the script for Madoka Magica* Aw... I liked Sayaka (This is true by the way. he liked Sayaka and asked Urobuchi if she could be alive) Hey Gen can Sayaka be alive?
A while later.
Urobuchi: Can Madoka and Houra have a happy ending and can we have a proper closure to the series?
Shinbo: NO. MAKE HOMURA THE DEVIL. KEEP SAYAKA ALIVE.
Shinbo: *EVIL LAUGH*
Warrior Cats Academy: DEAD KITTIES! Book 2Rainbowstar: HEY EVERYONE WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!! My amazing kits and Graystripe are here too!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Graystripe: Im going to get some waffles.
Rainbowstar: Anyway, today's lesson is about..... HOW NOT TO DIE IN THE SECOND BOOK!! Here to help us we have... Whiteclaw and Clawface!!
Whiteclaw: HOWDY DO!!
Rainbowstar: Please never say that again.
Rainbowstar: Great. 2 mousebrains! Anyway, Whiteclaw how did you die?
Whiteclaw: Your mate pushed me off a gorge!!!
Graystripe: NO YOU FELL!!!
Rainbowstar: Well then we better get started on balance!
Whiteclaw: Why? Why the Dark Forest would I learn survival when I'm already dead?
Rainbowstar: Because you are practically still alive! You can die twice!
Spottedleaf: IT'S TRUE!! AND I WAS THIS CLOSE TO GETTING MY FLAME BABY UP HERE WITH ME IN STARCLAN!!
Cinderpelt: Um no!! I'm in StarClan. He's in StarClan. I'm no longer a meddie cat. COMING FIRESTAR!!!!
Sandstorm: THE MEDICINE CAT GETS HI
A message from Cinderpelt SPOILER WARNING!:iconcinderpeltplz:.hi it's Cinderpelt I've noticed that some cats are doing these to tell everyone why it is awful being a side character so I decided why not? Honestly being a side character isn't the worst thing that's happened to me but its pretty bad. First of all I got an apprentice which is nice because I liked the company but that's a sure sign that I'm going to die in a few books then I go to nice little trip to the moonpool to do some meddie cat stuff and Bluestar has a little chat with me... She tells me that my destiny was to die so having my dreams of being a warrior being crushed, watching the cat I love but am not allowed to be with raise a family with another cat and my mother figure dying wasn't enough... And about the whole leg thing. I only hurt one of my back legs and Briarlight got both of her back legs crushed and became a warrior... Really Erin Hunter? And another thing: Graystripe didn't even care that I died! When he came back Leafpool tended to his
A message from Graystripe:icongraystripeplz: hi it's Graystripe here! I heard that Firestar did one of these message thingies so I thought I should say what I think YAY! Ok so Cloudtail and Brightheart got caught by those Twolegs then Leafpaw/pool did too! So I was all heroic and saved them! Then I got caught and next thing you know I'm with a kittypet and I lose my deputy job!!!! Seriously!!!!!!!!?????? But I lost it when I got back to a guy who convinced Firestar(my best friend!!) that I was dead!! I was kinda disappointed and let down because Firestar didn't really sound like he missed me or anything So yeah... Welcome to the life of a side character...
Rainbowstar's kits are apprentices!!!Rainbowstar: Well kits! This is your big day!!!!!!!! You are going to be apprentices!
Randomkit: Yeah! We know! We read the title!
Awesomekit: IT'S AN AWESOME TITLE!!!!!!!!!!
Cookiekit: Do apprentices get cookies?
Cookiekit: THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!!!
Graystripe: I need to go somewhere!
Rainbowstar: Ok have fun!
Later at Graystripe's Waffle Emporium.
Graystripe: Hi Wildtail! Do you want some waffles?
They eat waffles for 5 hours.
Back at Rainbowstar's house
Rainbowstar: It's time.
Randomkit: Time for what?
Rainbowstar: APPRENTICE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbowstar: Ok Awesomekit! You first!!
Rainbowstar: Awesomekit! You are Awesomepaw now!
A message from Firestar Hello there it's me! Firestar! The awesomest leader ever and the main cat in the original (and best) series! Actually that's what I'm here to meow about. HCG Let me borrow her iPad for this! So Erin Hunter I need to tell you something! You created me and gave me awesome adventures! It was awesome! Then you made me an awesome leader! Then you wrote a SUPER EDITION about me!! I felt so special! And I thought "What am I gonna do next?????" But you know what I got next? I BECAME A SIDE CHARACTER!!! All of the originals did!!!! Graystripe went missing and lost his awesome deputy job and Cinderpelt DIED!!!!! Seriously??? And worse still the new main character was BRAMBLECLAW!!!!! Just saying! ORIGINAL SERIES ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warrior cats Academy School play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rainbowstar: Welcome Everyone! I haven't had a chance to do the play because of the kits! Good news: The kits have got parts!
Rainbowstar: Ok Tigerstar! Your going to be Firestar!
Tigerstar: WHAT??? WHY????
Rainbowstar: Just because Firestar dropped out because he hated the play.
Tigerstar: Ok I'll do it! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Rainbowstar: Good! Where's Leopardstar?
Leopardstar: Hi... Sob sob sob
Rainbowstar: What's wrong Leopardstar!
Leopardstar: Im going to forget my lines..
Rainbowstar: No your not!
Leopardstar: I Don't want to do it! Make Mistyfoot do it!!
Rainbowstar: Oh good! Everyone likes her better! I'll call her now! Hello Mistyfoot! Yes Rainbowstar here! Ok bye! Yay she's coming!!!!
Mistyfoot: Hi! What do you want me to do?
Rainbowstar: Be Leopardstar in the play.
Mistyfoot: Sob sob. I'm Leopardstar sob sob I'm so sad and I have problems sob sob
Rainbowstar: OK LET'S DO THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!
The kits have taken over!!!!!!Cookiekit: WELCOME TO WARRIOR CATS ACADEMY OF COOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name is Cookiekit and this is my brother Awesomekit and my sister Randomkit. Rainbowstar is...sick today... So we are taking over for today's lesson!
In the basement Rainbowstar is tied to a chair with duck tape on her mouth
Rainbowstar: Mmmmm mmmm mm!!!!!!!!
Randomkit: What was that strange noise?... I'll go check... It was just the wind...
Awesomekit: yeah! We have awesome students today!!!!!!
Whitestorm, Leopardstar, Mistyfoot and Yellowfang walk in!
Yellowfang: Kit!!!! Yummy!!!!
Whitestorm: Cookie!! Yummy!!
Cookiekit: I am not a cookie! But I am a kit! Oh no!!!
Whitestorm: NO! YELLOWFANG DON'T EAT THAT KIT!!!!!
Yellowfang: Why not?
Whitestorm: I is trained in the Cookie arts! It could be the prophecy cat!
Yellowfang: Can I eat the other ones?
Yellowfang: well I wil!
Yellowfang: Fine Mistyfoot! If it makes you happy!
Leopardstar: Why does no one listen to me!
Rainbowstar had kits!!!!Rainbowstar: Hi! Me and Graystripe had kits!!!!
Graystripe: Yeah! I'm a dad! Again!
Rainbowstar: And Erin Hunter isn't here so none of them can die or get their legs crippled for life!!!
Rainbowstar: AND I chose the names! The pale brown she catwith dark brown spots is Cookiekit, she cat with rainbow fur is Randomkit and the tom with gray fur like Graystripe is Awesomekit!
Cookiekit: I want cookies!
Rainbowstar: I don't have a cookie. Ask Whitestorm!
Cookiekit: GIVE ME COOKIES!!!!!!!!! COOKIES NOW!!!!!!
Randomkit: LAAAAA Laaaaa PEANUT BUTTER SLIDE!!!!! APPLE WATERFALL!!
Randomkit: Awkward silence... So.Who in the name of StarClan are you? And who am I? And them?
Rainbowstar: I am your mother. RAINBOWSTAR!!!!! (Firework firework!) That is your sister Cookiekit and your brother Awesomekit.
Cookiekit: I WANT A COOKIE!!!!!
Awesomekit: Im so awesome! Like totally awesome!! That's why my name is Aw
Reader x KnB: Holiday job Chapter 19
Author's note: Sorry for the late update. Wow, it's been two weeks since the last chapter. Didn't seem so long.
f/n = first name
l/n = last name
e/c = eye color
h/c = hair color
f/c = favourite color
The next day
It’s now the seventh day I have to stay in bed and it’s totally boring!! Except of the visits of the ones, who bring me my food, I have absolutely nothing to do.
I can’t even play with (dog’s name) all day, because she’s kind of lazy. Usually I’m too, but now… I just want to do something. I want to go outside more often. I want to walk around. I want to do something with the others!!!
Lying in bed on my stomach totally frustrated I only grunt when I hear someone’s knocking on my door.
Today Murasakibara has to bring me my breakfast. Not even thinking about sitting up I just glance over to him as he makes his way over to my, places the plate with food on my extremely overfilled nightstand and lets himself fall on my bed.
Captain Rogers X reader :I'm Not Human (part 4)Turns out your mother was still at the hospital, and as you suspected, she'd called the cops. You swallowed hard, thinking you'd give anything, anything at all, not to have to face her. A police officer with graying hair and a sour face spotted you and said your mother's name.
"She's here!" He shouted.
You mother came racing in from the waiting room and wrapped her arms around you. She was saying something but it was muffled. She was crying.
"I'm guessing this is your daughter." The officer said dryly. "I'll call off the search party, then."
Your mother pulled away and nodded soberly at him. "T-thank you for your help. I'm so sorry to have wasted your time."
"It's our job, ma'am. Don't worry about it. But I do have one question. Where were you young lady?" He said, looking at you.
Your mother's tear filled eyes looked into yours. Suddenly you had the strong urge to look away, but didn't.
"I. . . I went for a walk. Well, actually more like a run. I didn't go too far from here, th
Profile: Camille Fayne Reed
Name: Camille Fayne Reed
Hair: Short blonde hair
Eyes Color: Golden eye color
Age: 400 years old, 17 in appearance
Personality: Calm, rational, a pacifist, ill tempered when provocked or under stress, can be a bit touchy when asked about her private life and can be embarrassed easily. Sarcastic, optimistic. Workaholic
Occupation: Nurse, and Blood drive volunteer.
Attributes: Telekinesis, powers of seduction, has a hidden monstrous vampiric form,can teleport to any location by changing into multiple bats, able to shoot orbs of energy from the palm of her hand, very fast, and graceful in hand to hand combat and with a large chained kunai.
Likes: Humans, reading, helping people, animals, Broadway,traveling, her young cousin.
Dislikes: The sun, blood, other vampires, Fiends,annoying stupid people, crooks, jerks, the cold, and cleaning up after peoples mistakes. Her cousin Rebbecca.
Background: Before she was born Camille's mothe
Epic Blades: Exclusive Guest Fighters
TABLES OF CONTENT:
Link (Wii U)Kratos (PS4)Master Chief (Xbox One)
Link (Wii U)
from Legend of Zelda
Link is a title given to an ongoing legacy of Heroes of Time. With every Link, he will wield the Triforce of Courage in a battle against such evil forces as Ganondorf, Zant and Ghirahim. This Link is about to embark on a quest to defeat the demon prince Belial and save the balance of the universes.
Hero's Bow: Link shoots an arrow at his opponent.Gale Boomerang: He throws said boomerang at his opponent.Spin Attack: He twirls around with his sword extended, slashing his opponent.Bomb: He throws a bomb at his opponent.Hookshot: He grapples onto his opponent with the hook shot and reals him/her towards himself. Oh yeah, and he says, "Get over here!" as he does this.
Lets play a game- Chapter 1“Let’s Play A Game.”
The girl with long brown hair, had just finished her late night shift, she bought her groceries from the store and was about to head home to her little flat. She thought tonight she would take a shortcut, she was too tired and just needed the sleep. She walked down the alley, fog all around her. She then heard a giggle; she started to panic and walked down the alleyway faster.
The giggle sounded like it was catching up to her. “Don’t run...” a deep voice called out, by that time she was running away, a sharp pain went through her leg as she fell over to the ground, her groceries were all over the place, she looked down to her leg; there was a knife in her leg, it had gone right through her pale skin. She started to cry and scream out for help.
She then heard the person kick cans towards her, trying to crawl away, the person laughed more, grabbing its baseball bat and beat her to death. Laughing to
The Night Hunter and his fallen starThe night reigns over the forest
when the blue moon is in it's full glory.
Her frosty kiss she pressed
into the forest trees,
to give them, their enchanting sleep.
Refreshing them from our fiery land.
He shall be here soon...!
The trees have fell silent,
the nearby creatures
rejoice as they sense his presence,
and the heart of the forest
sings a duet with my heart
to celebrate his visit.
The wind carries his message to me
in the form of whispers...
" I am near...
I am close...!"
His voice echoes in my mind,
and paralyzes me.
The Night Hunter is at foot,
tonight I shall see Ryan.
Every cell in my body
knows of his proximity...
I pace back and forth!
Excited and nervous.
I see my reflection in the frozen lake
my long hair dances
as the wind gets stronger with his closeness,
and travels inwards in front of him,
cleaning his path as he comes to me.
Bringing me previews of caresses,
caresses that I crave... That I need.
" I am here" -He whispers - I see him
and abruptly my heart jumps in my
Scooby Doo and Shaggy VS Animatronics: PreludeKiller: When it comes to mystery solving, these 2 have done it before, but today, they face their greatest opponents.
Zac: Scooby Doo and Shaggy, of Mystery Inc.
Mr. Krabs: And the Animatronics, the monstrosities of Five Nights at Freddy's.
Killer: DEATH BATTLE ANALYSIS!!!
Scooby Doo and Shaggy Rogers:
Killer: Mystery Incorporated is a group lead by Fred, with Velma and Daphine. Then,we have our combatants today....
Zac: Scooby Doo and Shaggy.
Mr. Krabs: These two are the ones who are constantly tricking and disguising themselves to trick their enemies. They usually take a disguise that fit their surroundings, and manage to trick Aliens, Monsters, and Eldrich Abominations.
Disguising and Trickery:
Can trick any kind of foe.
Disguises usually fit their surroundings.
Zac: When it comes to actual combat experience, they teamed up with Batman and Robin to beat the Joker and the Penguin.
Killer: Hot damn, these guys are good f
Furvus Wolf: Tackling the IssuesFurs gathered around the roof of the police department as Furvus rolled his massive shoulders a few times and grunted, pepping himself up wearing a dark blue tank top with POLICE written across its front in bold white letters and grey shorts. He also placed on black lifting gloves to his paws. Among the furs in the crowd were Michelle, Paul Henry, DJ and some of Paul Henry’s friends.
Sam elbowed Paul Henry in the mid section. “Do you think your dad can really pull this off?” Paul Henry nodded. “He’ll do so and more…go get it dad!” Furvus nodded and gave a thumbs up motion to Paul Henry as another officer with a mic called out. “Who’s ready for this lift for charity? The mighty Furvus Wolf will attempt to lift our police helicopter in a feat of unbelievable strength…wolf vs. machine…muscle to metal!” The crowd cheered as the news cameras rolled. Furvus stood in f
Warrior cats academy 2 parodyRainbowstar: Welcome to Warrior cats academy for ALL CATS! There are you happy Graystripe.
Rainbowstar: I have an awesome class here today. They are the grandchildren of the ledgendary Firstar. Two of them have special powers. We have JAYFEATHER, HOLLYLEAF AND LIONBLAZE.
Jayfeather: hey I don't want to be here but the other two did. I hate this I'm blind I hate this.
Rainbowstar: Ooookaaaay... Hollyleaf how about you tell me about yourself.
Hollyleaf: I love the warrior code warrior code forever you must follow the warrior code...
Rainbowstar: that's great always follow the warrior code and stay in your Clan
Hollyleaf: Yes follow the warrior code because if you don't you will DIE!!!
Rainbowstar: Uh... Haha. Lionblaze what about you?
Lionblaze: I am awesome. I can't lose in battle. Anyone fight me. Come on.
Rainbowstar: Rainbow powers activate! KACOLOURS!!!!!!!!
*Lionblaze is not hurt but his fur is different colours.*
Hollyleaf: rainbow colo
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