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Madoka Magica: Shinbo's revenge!For those who don't know: Akiyuki Shinbo is the director of Madoka magica and Gen Urobuchi is the writer.
Shinbo: *looks at the script for Madoka Magica* Aw... I liked Sayaka (This is true by the way. he liked Sayaka and asked Urobuchi if she could be alive) Hey Gen can Sayaka be alive?
A while later.
Urobuchi: Can Madoka and Houra have a happy ending and can we have a proper closure to the series?
Shinbo: NO. MAKE HOMURA THE DEVIL. KEEP SAYAKA ALIVE.
Shinbo: *EVIL LAUGH*
Warrior Cats Academy: DEAD KITTIES! Book 2Rainbowstar: HEY EVERYONE WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!! My amazing kits and Graystripe are here too!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Graystripe: Im going to get some waffles.
Rainbowstar: Anyway, today's lesson is about..... HOW NOT TO DIE IN THE SECOND BOOK!! Here to help us we have... Whiteclaw and Clawface!!
Whiteclaw: HOWDY DO!!
Rainbowstar: Please never say that again.
Rainbowstar: Great. 2 mousebrains! Anyway, Whiteclaw how did you die?
Whiteclaw: Your mate pushed me off a gorge!!!
Graystripe: NO YOU FELL!!!
Rainbowstar: Well then we better get started on balance!
Whiteclaw: Why? Why the Dark Forest would I learn survival when I'm already dead?
Rainbowstar: Because you are practically still alive! You can die twice!
Spottedleaf: IT'S TRUE!! AND I WAS THIS CLOSE TO GETTING MY FLAME BABY UP HERE WITH ME IN STARCLAN!!
Cinderpelt: Um no!! I'm in StarClan. He's in StarClan. I'm no longer a meddie cat. COMING FIRESTAR!!!!
Sandstorm: THE MEDICINE CAT GETS HI
A message from Cinderpelt SPOILER WARNING!:iconcinderpeltplz:.hi it's Cinderpelt I've noticed that some cats are doing these to tell everyone why it is awful being a side character so I decided why not? Honestly being a side character isn't the worst thing that's happened to me but its pretty bad. First of all I got an apprentice which is nice because I liked the company but that's a sure sign that I'm going to die in a few books then I go to nice little trip to the moonpool to do some meddie cat stuff and Bluestar has a little chat with me... She tells me that my destiny was to die so having my dreams of being a warrior being crushed, watching the cat I love but am not allowed to be with raise a family with another cat and my mother figure dying wasn't enough... And about the whole leg thing. I only hurt one of my back legs and Briarlight got both of her back legs crushed and became a warrior... Really Erin Hunter? And another thing: Graystripe didn't even care that I died! When he came back Leafpool tended to his
A message from Graystripe:icongraystripeplz: hi it's Graystripe here! I heard that Firestar did one of these message thingies so I thought I should say what I think YAY! Ok so Cloudtail and Brightheart got caught by those Twolegs then Leafpaw/pool did too! So I was all heroic and saved them! Then I got caught and next thing you know I'm with a kittypet and I lose my deputy job!!!! Seriously!!!!!!!!?????? But I lost it when I got back to a guy who convinced Firestar(my best friend!!) that I was dead!! I was kinda disappointed and let down because Firestar didn't really sound like he missed me or anything So yeah... Welcome to the life of a side character...
Rainbowstar's kits are apprentices!!!Rainbowstar: Well kits! This is your big day!!!!!!!! You are going to be apprentices!
Randomkit: Yeah! We know! We read the title!
Awesomekit: IT'S AN AWESOME TITLE!!!!!!!!!!
Cookiekit: Do apprentices get cookies?
Cookiekit: THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!!!
Graystripe: I need to go somewhere!
Rainbowstar: Ok have fun!
Later at Graystripe's Waffle Emporium.
Graystripe: Hi Wildtail! Do you want some waffles?
They eat waffles for 5 hours.
Back at Rainbowstar's house
Rainbowstar: It's time.
Randomkit: Time for what?
Rainbowstar: APPRENTICE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbowstar: Ok Awesomekit! You first!!
Rainbowstar: Awesomekit! You are Awesomepaw now!
A message from Firestar Hello there it's me! Firestar! The awesomest leader ever and the main cat in the original (and best) series! Actually that's what I'm here to meow about. HCG Let me borrow her iPad for this! So Erin Hunter I need to tell you something! You created me and gave me awesome adventures! It was awesome! Then you made me an awesome leader! Then you wrote a SUPER EDITION about me!! I felt so special! And I thought "What am I gonna do next?????" But you know what I got next? I BECAME A SIDE CHARACTER!!! All of the originals did!!!! Graystripe went missing and lost his awesome deputy job and Cinderpelt DIED!!!!! Seriously??? And worse still the new main character was BRAMBLECLAW!!!!! Just saying! ORIGINAL SERIES ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warrior cats Academy School play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rainbowstar: Welcome Everyone! I haven't had a chance to do the play because of the kits! Good news: The kits have got parts!
Rainbowstar: Ok Tigerstar! Your going to be Firestar!
Tigerstar: WHAT??? WHY????
Rainbowstar: Just because Firestar dropped out because he hated the play.
Tigerstar: Ok I'll do it! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Rainbowstar: Good! Where's Leopardstar?
Leopardstar: Hi... Sob sob sob
Rainbowstar: What's wrong Leopardstar!
Leopardstar: Im going to forget my lines..
Rainbowstar: No your not!
Leopardstar: I Don't want to do it! Make Mistyfoot do it!!
Rainbowstar: Oh good! Everyone likes her better! I'll call her now! Hello Mistyfoot! Yes Rainbowstar here! Ok bye! Yay she's coming!!!!
Mistyfoot: Hi! What do you want me to do?
Rainbowstar: Be Leopardstar in the play.
Mistyfoot: Sob sob. I'm Leopardstar sob sob I'm so sad and I have problems sob sob
Rainbowstar: OK LET'S DO THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!
The kits have taken over!!!!!!Cookiekit: WELCOME TO WARRIOR CATS ACADEMY OF COOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name is Cookiekit and this is my brother Awesomekit and my sister Randomkit. Rainbowstar is...sick today... So we are taking over for today's lesson!
In the basement Rainbowstar is tied to a chair with duck tape on her mouth
Rainbowstar: Mmmmm mmmm mm!!!!!!!!
Randomkit: What was that strange noise?... I'll go check... It was just the wind...
Awesomekit: yeah! We have awesome students today!!!!!!
Whitestorm, Leopardstar, Mistyfoot and Yellowfang walk in!
Yellowfang: Kit!!!! Yummy!!!!
Whitestorm: Cookie!! Yummy!!
Cookiekit: I am not a cookie! But I am a kit! Oh no!!!
Whitestorm: NO! YELLOWFANG DON'T EAT THAT KIT!!!!!
Yellowfang: Why not?
Whitestorm: I is trained in the Cookie arts! It could be the prophecy cat!
Yellowfang: Can I eat the other ones?
Yellowfang: well I wil!
Yellowfang: Fine Mistyfoot! If it makes you happy!
Leopardstar: Why does no one listen to me!
Rainbowstar had kits!!!!Rainbowstar: Hi! Me and Graystripe had kits!!!!
Graystripe: Yeah! I'm a dad! Again!
Rainbowstar: And Erin Hunter isn't here so none of them can die or get their legs crippled for life!!!
Rainbowstar: AND I chose the names! The pale brown she catwith dark brown spots is Cookiekit, she cat with rainbow fur is Randomkit and the tom with gray fur like Graystripe is Awesomekit!
Cookiekit: I want cookies!
Rainbowstar: I don't have a cookie. Ask Whitestorm!
Cookiekit: GIVE ME COOKIES!!!!!!!!! COOKIES NOW!!!!!!
Randomkit: LAAAAA Laaaaa PEANUT BUTTER SLIDE!!!!! APPLE WATERFALL!!
Randomkit: Awkward silence... So.Who in the name of StarClan are you? And who am I? And them?
Rainbowstar: I am your mother. RAINBOWSTAR!!!!! (Firework firework!) That is your sister Cookiekit and your brother Awesomekit.
Cookiekit: I WANT A COOKIE!!!!!
Awesomekit: Im so awesome! Like totally awesome!! That's why my name is Aw
OpticDogsOptic Dog Information
Sientific name: Canis Oculus
Life Span: (Unknown)
Optic Dogs (Canis Oculus) are a species of dog like creatures to who's' origins are unknown as well as their life spans given that no dead specimens have ever been discovered. The sound of the Optic Dog is like that of a Tasmanian devil when angered, a hyena when communicating with member of the same species though not of the same pack and a raven as a location call when lost or looking for partners. An Optic Dog's diet is also unknown given that no specimens have ever been observed consuming any flesh that they kill and appear to only kill for the pure pleasure of it. The anatomy of an Optic Dog is also unknown and it is thought that these creature's bodies are mainly made up of vein like structures as well as a total of 10 eye like struc
Reader x KnB: Holiday job Chapter 20
Author's note: I'm soo sorry for the late update, but I just got back from my exchange in Danmark and I was so tired that I had to first rest a few days, before writing the new chapter.
f/n = first name
l/n = last name
e/c = eye color
h/c = hair color
f/c = favourite color
„… maid café. I was thinking of doing this a while now and when I heard the good news about your ankle, I just thought, let’s do it. Your part there is to sit on a little table and every time someone comes in, you tell them where a table on which they can sit. And the guests have to go to you and then you can take their order. Sound easy, doesn’t it?”
“Yeah, I would really love to do it!!”
My world becomes colourful again. Not only I can leave the bed, but although I can help with such a cool thing. All the loneliness and boredom of the past few days is ravished in barely a second.
The next day
It’s the first time in a while that I’m being awaked by my alarm
Prelude: Cthulhu vs. Charles Barkley
Insanus Abe: ...This is the most ridiculous and craziest match we'll ever do.
Madness Abe: Hey, Dan and Lacie did Shaq vs. 50 Cent and CyberAgent did his own share of crazy matches, so we ought to join in on the bandwagon and prove why we're called "Madness" and "Insanus".
Xl9: If the crazy guy think this is crazy, Abe, then you really need to re-evaluate this match.
Madness Abe: Anyway, the indie game community has come up with amazing titles and games, but sometimes a bizarre comes out with an alternate character interpretation on existing characters...or people in this game.
Insanus Abe: This is so ridiculous...
Xl9: Cthulhu, the reformed Elder God turned Hero!
Madness Abe: And Charles Barkley, the Ultimate Slams Master. Joining is today is Death Battle veteran, Xl9, and together we'll analyze each fighter's weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
You Wouldn't Hurt Me chapter 1Marshall Lee paced back and forth in his living room restlessly, his hands a shaking mess. A frustrated hiss escaped the boy's pale lips as the unknown hunger once again ripped through his cold body. The wave of pain that tore through his undead nerves caused the vampire to convulse and collapse to the floor, his chest heaving as he continued to take blow after blow. Almost sobbing from the pain, he instinctively curled into a ball, and let out a frustrated growl. For weeks now, this mysterious hunger had plagued him. It was so bad that no matter how hard he tried, he could not distract himself from the ravenous hunger that had over taken him. Playing his guitar didn't work, neither did sucking the red out of everything he owned, even visiting his friends didn't seem to pull him away from this glob awful feeling. Nothing seemed to work and Marshall was near, if not past, his breaking point. As the pain began to temporarily subside, the vampire kings dark eyes lazily opened. Drawing in
Kuroko Tetsuya x Reader ( My sweetest Kuroko )WARNING : CONTAINS TOOO MUCH FLUFFINESS
Kuroko-kun might be out of character .... I'm a lazy writer ...
sooo let's enjoy ....
Today was your first date with your deadpanned face boyfriend . How can this happen .?
It was a day after valentine day , but you still didn't give your valentine gift to your crush . You were tooooooooooo shy and afraid that he might reject you . Your cousin , Kagami Taiga said that Kuroko really like Vanilla shakes so you thought that vanilla-choco gift was the best to give to him .
You gather all of your courage to confess to him , so you write a short letter / note and put it at his shoe locker .
---TIME SKIP ---
"I....i.... li-like y-you , K-kuroko san ?" you said stuttered and with your blushing faced while handing him your handmade vanilla-choco .
"Eh" he was shocked at first , and his faced was shown a small tint of crimson red . He liked you since the day Kag
R+V: A Confession and a Vampire: Reboot Ch. 39
Rosario + Vampire "A Confession and a Vampire: Reboot"
Chapter 39 "Back To School"
Based upon characters created by Akihisa Ikeda.
Original idea and story written by Gamera68.
Pairing: the real Moka Akashiya and Tsukune Aono
Alternate Reality, set after the events of the now-finished manga series.
Comedy / Drama / Slice-of-Life
Moka and Tsukune are 19 years old.
Beta by :iconjacoblee0463:, :icontrain48:, and :iconcolresslawliet: from deviantArt. Thanks once again!
A/N: This chapter concludes Tamiko's introductory arc. It will be her first day at school as a first grader. She will still be in the story of course but won't be the central focus unless the chapter is about her. Tsukune and Moka will finally get some well-deserved alone time very soon since Tamiko will be at school from 8:30 AM until 1:30 PM Monday through Friday.
Just a reminder, her elementary school is a private school. She will also be making some new friends as well. I'd also like to thank everyone who has
Getting Over The Fear Part 1
"Hey Heath, I got an idea!" Nicole said. "Tell me." Heath said interested. "You know how gay guys like you like other guys right? Well girls also like guys and do to your wide hips, nice legs, hourglass figure, rounded face, and overall feminine body structure, I could dress you up as a girl so you could go up to guys and they'll think your a normal straight girl." "Nah, they would know I'm a guy." Heath said looking down. "Oh come on, his is one of the best options you can take, and if you do this, I'll give you 200$ in return and pictures of me." Nicole said with honesty. "Are you sure it'll work?" Heath said with consideration. "Positive." "Ok, I'll do it. "Great! Now if you will excuse me, I got to get to my next class. Meet me at my house at 5!"
Heath arrived at Nicole's house right at 5:00 and walked up to her snow covered house. The door was unlocked, and Heath opened it. Like usual when going to Nicole's house, he saw her orange walls and unique furniture. He sat down on a sofa
Wakie Wakie! -Epilogue
A diary entry from Andrea, 2 years later...
Hi! I just got back back from a photoshoot one of my moms friends was doing. I think this one looks of me looks very cute. Don't you think? She took pictures of me and Sasha, and speaking of her, she is, like, the best sister you can have. We very rarely get into fight sand she helps me when I'm in need. I consider myself lucky. My new school is awesome. I've made over 6 new friends, most of them obviously girls. I told them about my story and they are very interested. My mom is also very caring. So far, I've had one of the best A streaks in my school. And I've gotta watch out for the boys, they hit on me hard teehee. I am very good at sports, and I am in excellent shape. I still have the same mind as my boy self, but I've been attracted to girl subjects and topics very easily that I am not interested in boy topics like sports, comics, and science as well as other stuff. I am 14 years old now, and Sasha is 17. Sasha has a really nice and cute
Lumina's Character Sheet
Lumina de Rea
Age: 137 (She tells others she's over 1000, and most would believe her.)
Species: Tiger Mink
Height (Length): 12 feet(3.65 meters) long, not including her tail.
20 feet(6 meters) long including her tail.
Weight: 1.2 Tons (1088.62 Kg/ 2400 lbs.)
Fur color: Primarily Blue-violet, with lavender around her belly, face, feet, and the end of her tail. She has black tiger stripes that run down her back, forelegs, hindlegs, and tail. She has a black pattern on the edges of her eyes that resemble two triangles and a hook. The tip of the fur on her head is dyed a dull magenta.
Eye Color: Indigo
Mouth Color: Indigo
Accessories: A small(for her size) dark grey framed mirror.
Warrior cats academy 2 parodyRainbowstar: Welcome to Warrior cats academy for ALL CATS! There are you happy Graystripe.
Rainbowstar: I have an awesome class here today. They are the grandchildren of the ledgendary Firstar. Two of them have special powers. We have JAYFEATHER, HOLLYLEAF AND LIONBLAZE.
Jayfeather: hey I don't want to be here but the other two did. I hate this I'm blind I hate this.
Rainbowstar: Ooookaaaay... Hollyleaf how about you tell me about yourself.
Hollyleaf: I love the warrior code warrior code forever you must follow the warrior code...
Rainbowstar: that's great always follow the warrior code and stay in your Clan
Hollyleaf: Yes follow the warrior code because if you don't you will DIE!!!
Rainbowstar: Uh... Haha. Lionblaze what about you?
Lionblaze: I am awesome. I can't lose in battle. Anyone fight me. Come on.
Rainbowstar: Rainbow powers activate! KACOLOURS!!!!!!!!
*Lionblaze is not hurt but his fur is different colours.*
Hollyleaf: rainbow colo
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